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I'm Patricia, 18 and a beauty queen

All I want is to be happy and forever young.

AND I love The Maine

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Why He’s Hot:   

1. Patrick Kirch is the drummer for The Maine. Now, I’m not going to exaggerate the sexually explicit fact that drummers have beat-keeping skills, ‘cause I’ve got something else to say. Look at his arms. Don’t they just look so inviting, tan, strong, and warm? I bet you wouldn’t mind snuggling into them at night. 
2. He’s timid and insecure. He grows his hair long for a reason: He thinks he needs to hide his trademark ears. Now, don’t go and tell me that they don’t look tugable and… well, don’t let your imagination wander off too far. We still have a few more points to go to prove this guy’s hot for those of you who are completely blind.
3. This facial expression of his, the one he constantly pulls off? Yeah. So. Ravishing. 
4. The brown puddles of irises this boy has are so beautiful. Just look at these orbs of chocolaty, muddy goodness. They’re just like a puppy’s, and if you don’t believe me, here’s a picture for comparison. I bet you just melted into a blob just like the pools of caramel this kid has.
5. Any guy that can play more than one instrument is surely talented in other areas… if you get my drift.

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