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I'm Patricia, 18 and a beauty queen

All I want is to be happy and forever young.

AND I love The Maine
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yourejustacupcakeloverr:

pouryoursugaronme:

thefrozenbean:

orangesarebits:

staggeringfaggledust:

o-m-gaskarth:

xesmith16x:

johnohhismysavinggrace:

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:
He’s a musician. He’s the lead singer. Of a rock band. Need I say more?
His hair is always ruffled and messed up. Makes you wonder what he did to make it look like that. You catch my drift?
His arm is always in a cast. He’s reckless. If he’s reckless on two feet, just imagine how reckless he’d be in bed. ohyes. More of that please. 
He’s inked. That’s so hot. He claims to only have the ones on his chest, lip, and collar bone. But I’d like to be the one to find out how many he really has. And maybe some other stuff too.
And - he’s a virgin, he even admitted so himself. That’s HOT. Seriously, who wouldn’t wanna be the girlgirl that made John mothereffing O’Callaghan lose his virginity? I know I would. Oh hell yes, I would.
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yourejustacupcakeloverr:

pouryoursugaronme:

thefrozenbean:

orangesarebits:

staggeringfaggledust:

o-m-gaskarth:

xesmith16x:

johnohhismysavinggrace:

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. He’s a musician. He’s the lead singer. Of a rock band. Need I say more?
  2. His hair is always ruffled and messed up. Makes you wonder what he did to make it look like that. You catch my drift?
  3. His arm is always in a cast. He’s reckless. If he’s reckless on two feet, just imagine how reckless he’d be in bed. ohyes. More of that please.
  4. He’s inked. That’s so hot. He claims to only have the ones on his chest, lip, and collar bone. But I’d like to be the one to find out how many he really has. And maybe some other stuff too.
  5. And - he’s a virgin, he even admitted so himself. That’s HOT. Seriously, who wouldn’t wanna be the girlgirl that made John mothereffing O’Callaghan lose his virginity? I know I would. Oh hell yes, I would.

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Monday April 11th